Troy and I split bathing duties up. He takes boys, I take girls. The math would suggest that he is getting the easier assignment, but the math lies. I can bathe four girls in half the time he can bathe two boys.
In 28 hours Jeronne returns. I. Love. that. woman. So much.
Read this. I have dozens of sarcastic comments, but those people, in that building, ultimately decide the fate of my adoption so I'll keep them to myself.