Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Neighbors

2:36 am - The neighbors start making noise.
4:00 am- We get a little sick and stinkin' tired of the neighbors and start thinking about chicken nuggets and various creative ways to destroy them and all of their friends and relatives.
5:00 am- The neighbors are making even MORE noise. Pillow over head won't drown them out.
6:00 am- Call city, lodge noise pollution complaint. Demand action. Threaten to withhold tax dollars. Contact representative with duplicate complaint.
9:00 am- Finally neighbors begin to quiet down. Assume the city must have taken action. Pump fist in air - bask in sweet victory.

Following morning ...
Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.