A. No. I just forgot to pee in the toilet.
Q. Did you hit Phoebe?
A. I only hit her slowly.
Q. Do you want eggs or peanut butter for lunch?
A. No. I am having chocolate.
Q. Did you waste this bottle of soap? Did you dump it out?
A. I not waste it. I play with it.
Us- "Lydie, PLEASE don't open the gate for strangers!"
A. That not a stranger Mom, that a brown guy.
Statement made by Lydie: "Phoebe, I don't love you. I only love myself"
Phoebe came to tattle- "Mom, Lydia is eating daddy's guitar! It's in her mouth!"
Lydia: "No I not eating his kintar now, I spit it out!"
(They were referring to a guitar pick)
If only we had HALF as many answers as this child.