Monday, May 11, 2009

Naked Back Ladies



For some reason, the naked back lady with giant booty and hair in a bun paintings are big in our area of town. We've not yet purchased one though. We saw that someone got to our blog by googling "Haitian Babes" and another by "Naked Haitian Girls" so we thought we'd add yet another category to draw all the total pervs in as new readers.

Today I will be helping Beth make John very mad by getting rid of massive amounts of his crap. We are cleaning out "his room". He is already in full pout mode, but it matters not. We MUST get that room ready before the influx of summer guests. I will be pulling samples of what sorts of things he finds it necessary to save. On Saturday I opened a random drawer and found a letter from voter registration about the 2004 election. *That* was certainly something he needs to hold on to forever and ever. He said he was holding on to it because he still hasn't decided yet. For all of you who find John a peculiar specimen, I will happily reinforce that belief while completing today's project.

13 comments:

Heather of the EO said...

I'm so glad I didn't get here by googling "giant booty and hair in a bun."

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Ryan said...

Ah, that's such a famous wall of paintings. Last fall, when we drove by on the tap tap, I decided to snap a picture as we were driving close to 152 mph. I snapped it, and when we got to the guest house, I looked at it. It turned out marvelously. It was crisp and clear. Unfortunately, I cannot show it to anyone since it's of a topless woman.

Leslie said...

I think you should do a photo post of "John's Absolutely Needed Must Keep Items". Just for fun. I wish you the best of luck. We have a house full of stuff like that and it's one of the reasons I'm SO looking forward to the new space. Only certain things will be allowed in the door and others will have to find a new place to live.

JenniferJ said...

I've already warned Beth I have suitcases full of books to clutter it back up again. :)

Jennifer

Gwenn Mangine said...

Have you seen the "naked Haitian lady birthing the baby in a squatting position" picture? That's a popular one here. I actually kind of like it.

Several people have found our blog by searching for "grossest picture ever." Hmmm... I wonder what these search terms say about us???

Lorrie said...

Giant booty and hair in the bun..."I resemble that remark."...
Blessings.
I just don't know why God has me come back here day after day...
oh I know...
it's so fun!

Gwenn Mangine said...

btw-- I like the word "perv"...
I don't like PERVS but I like the way the word "perv" sounds. It always makes me laugh.

The Sexton Crew said...

You should know that I posed for those paintings.

Malia'sMama said...

That cracks me up! Hey, how do you know what people are googling to find you? I'd love to know about my own blog :)

T & T Livesay said...

Mama to Malia -
Do you use a sitemeter on your blog at all? Most site meters will tell you the location of the visitor (city and state or country) and if they googled certain words it will tell you what words were googled.

LisaSlater said...

It makes sense now, Amie. I found this blog by googling "Amie Sexton nude".

The Sexton Crew said...

That's awesome. I would be LMAO if not for the clearly lucrative business my bodacious butt has afforded me.

btw, I think "Amie Sexton giant booty" works as well.

ange said...

We parked next to naked lady pictures on Monday, LOTS of naked pictures. Man it was awful, our necks were hurting from looking the other way!
ange