Thursday, February 15, 2007

Formula-Mayo-Ranch Diet

Phoebe announces her first business venture. Looking to gain weight? Give her a call, she has perfected the art of packing on the pounds.

We don't want to give all of her secrets away, but it goes something like this: eat sleep eat sleep eat eat eat some more.

She'll enroll you in her program free of charge through the end of the month. (Valentine's Day special) After that she charges $19.99/month - remaining competitive with Jenny Craig but promising results that are waaaaay more fun in the moment.

Oh, Phoebe proudly announces she is up to 14lbs 4oz!!!!!!